There you go. Action! With extra Hollywood!
I debated with myself for a while as to whether sound effects were necessary for this page (and the subsequent ones, which shockingly continue in a simlar vein). I tried to debate with other people, but the best I got out of them was that I should render the sound effects in kanji. So... yeah.
Anyway, I hope the two sides in this conflict are clearly different enough. I mean, they should be, but I worry about these things.