Sorry it's a bit late; I've been ill for the last week, and I've spent the last few evenings totally exhausted. :/
It's not so good as I imagined this page being... but I take solace in the fact that at the very least it's still much better than the stuff I was putting out a couple of years ago. I also take solace in the fact that I have enough hot water for a nice relaxing bath which I'll hopefully not fall asleep in and drown.
Odd, I've been sick as well at the EXACT SAME TIME!! Are you my EVIL TWIN?! DUNDUNDUUUUN!